People talk about ducks eggs like they're a delicacy. What the duck is so great about them?!
Besides the fact that ducks are filthy little quackers, their EGGS are packed with nutrition inside those big-ass, rock-hard shells....
Duck eggs are filthy. DUCKS are filthy. Sometimes they lay eggs in the MUD. When I say mud, I mean poop.
I decided I MUST tape 67 eggs to the table in the shape of a heart. I wanted to take an epic egg vignette picture, so I scrubbed those poopy eggs til they shined like the top of the Chrysler Building. It took me 3 hours to scrub and tape....
Epic? Or, too much time on my hands?